Once upon a time...
A: OMGah homeless guy!!
A: *whimpers* he just gave me 'ze aye' (the eye)
M: LOL...oooh he wants you!
A: *hyperventilating* OMGah
M: You so dopey...why you scared?
A: I've always had dis fear...that they'd bite me...and I get like a disease and like...DYE!
A: Der should b a name for it? Ughh homophobia's already tak --- can we walk faster I think he heard us!